Block 1:58 Fri Nov 26
Work Christmas Parties
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Any of you horrible cunts got any planned?
We're going to BOUNCE, Old Street apparently.
I shall be breaking my sabbatical and having a few pints, which I might end up regretting.
You cunts?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
zico
2:02 Fri Nov 26
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Never been to one. The Grinch, that's me!
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Block
2:04 Fri Nov 26
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Why not? One thing I do miss about not drinking is the social aspect of it, hence coming out of retirement for one night.
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goose
2:09 Fri Nov 26
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Not sure we’ll have one this year.
Sad face.
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Far Cough
2:09 Fri Nov 26
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Myself and plw are going to have a meet at the Oyster Shed, for old times sake
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twoleftfeet
2:10 Fri Nov 26
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Mine was cancelled.
Happy days.
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Block
2:10 Fri Nov 26
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Maybe you've just not been invited, because you're a thundercunt, goose?
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Mike Oxsaw
2:12 Fri Nov 26
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Back in the late 70s/early 80s, a team of us "bonded" at BT and had some MASSIVE social events - never, ever, went to a company organised Christmas Party; we'd selected a little group and that held itself together until we went our separate ways.
Ever since then I've felt uncomfortable at any works' do, so avoid them like the plague (right on cue there will be somebody along with a side-splitting comment along the lines of "They didn't want to invite you either really, but had to because you were on the payroll).
One of the advantages of spending time in a non-Christian country is not having to put up with all this shit.
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⚒️
2:13 Fri Nov 26
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I can imagine goose is the office know-it-all who no-one wants to get stuck with at the Xmas party.
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Lee Trundle
2:13 Fri Nov 26
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Don't think we're going to have one "because of COVID".
Seems to be the go-to excuse for everything nowadays.
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violator
2:16 Fri Nov 26
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When I used to work in an office of 400 in the good old days we'd have bashes in Paris, Monaco, London....now I work in an office of 3 it will probably be the pub next door and a kebab
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goose
2:17 Fri Nov 26
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I imagine Faux Bare is the door mat who turns up to the Xmas party with his missus and then stands and watches while she desperately tries to get off with his colleagues.
That’s assuming McDonald’s do Xmas parties for their employees.
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Block
2:25 Fri Nov 26
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V's birds Xmas party is in fact a bukakke party
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Johnson
2:25 Fri Nov 26
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We do an afternoon one which goes on in to the night for the decent people, still on this year and anyone who doesn't want to go and there are a few due to Covid have to carry on working, no free afternoon off.
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Block
2:42 Fri Nov 26
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Up town, JohnSON?
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Swiss.
2:42 Fri Nov 26
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What Bolty? Johnson's going to let you out of the gimp cage for a night?
Must be Xmas.
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Block
2:43 Fri Nov 26
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You really are an oddball cunt, Swiss.
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Kaiser Zoso
2:45 Fri Nov 26
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I was in a group of 60 plus last Saturday, 20% have now tested positive.
Unless you don’t mind the idea that you might catch it, I’d swerve any indoor gathering
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
2:46 Fri Nov 26
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They're not really a good idea any more from the point of view of straight white blokes. Stick your tongue down the willing throat of a female colleague and 14 years later you'll get cancelled by the #metoo lot.
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Block
2:50 Fri Nov 26
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I’d swerve any indoor gathering
Jesus wept
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fraser
3:27 Fri Nov 26
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I'm invited to my Mrs firms one, not a fan.
Ice skating in the west end.. Finger food and lots of free drinks..
Got clockwork orange at Fabric the next day.. I won't be swerving indoor parties, was at Egg last week with over a 1000.. Probably half unjabbed, hardly anyone got covid.
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